What if..

   As I sat down tonight and turned the TV on, I was confronted by our president Barack Obama. He was discussing our current debt crisis and what he was going to do about it. (video here) I sat patiently and listened, waiting for the words to click and make everything better; but alas, they did not. He ended his speech by reminding us that "We're America...we're the best...make sure everyone knows we're still the best" (I'm paraphrasing of course). Afterwords, the speaker of the house, John Boehner, spoke. He talked more about what we need to do and what Obama needs to do and how Obama doesn't like listening to what he wants to do...blah blah blah. 

   All this talk of problems and solutions and solutions that cause more problems that we need to find solutions to; it's all incredibly nauseating. It's times like these when i think we should have a zombie apocalypse. All these problems we've caused for ourselves over the years, is it all really worth it. Try not to concentrate on the negatives of the situation (death, destruction, chaos, worldwide disorder, anarchy) and think about all the positives that could come from it.

   When the onslaught begins, the majority of the population of the world will join the ranks of the army of the undead. Right off the bat, that's a lot less votes to tally now isn't it. (You're welcome Florida) A zombie apocalypse is natural selection at it's finest. Survival of the smartest. Those who gain a vote in our future are those who have deemed themselves worthy enough to have survived. Those who survived are those who were prepared, people who have been forced to make all sorts of difficult decisions in order to survive. Those are the people who should run a country/society. Those who have the raw, direct experience, the common man; that guy who toils daily to survive in a world where he is destined to die.

   The ones who survived will hold the power. They will be the ones to shape our new world; build it as they see fit. There won't be anymore debt, greed, racism, or prejudice. There will only be one universal hate; we will all band as one and uniformly hold hate for the dead only. The human race will be one, united we'll stand against our one common enemy. But then again, who knows; maybe this is just another ridiculous solution...or is it?